Worship! Play! Play!

I went to the University of Miami, so I'm not some bandwagon-hopping douchebag. I'm a douchebag for so many other reasons having nothing to do with the University of Miami or any other institution of higher learning. And the complete fucking domination by The U over the Honeybees of Georgia Tech tonight is a sight to behold, even if the game is being played in the worst stadium ever vomited onto the landscape, like some partial-birth abortion performed by a bunch of blind double-amputees. The game feels like the scene from Inglourious Basterds where the Bear Jew bashes in a Nazi's dome with a baseball bat. Here's the song playing in my head as I take it all in (get well, Chi!):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n56TRrS3eyY